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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
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Sunday, November 19th, 2006
7:54 pm - WTF happened to the GOF Parody???

With the premiere of GOF on HBO, I was reminiscing about last year's gathering of Fiddy, Tory and I.  Of course, we never did finish our parody.

The truth is that Fiddy was abducted by aliens and is currently under the Imperious Curse in Florida.  Occasionally, she is able to break free and send an owl, but we have yet to figure out how to break the curse for any length of time.

Tory is currently involved with the most important task of producing a new little HP fan.

Now, I have had my share of dramas and delays, but am now in a position to continue with the parody.  I have all of the notes and Tory will be here to help me fill in the gaps.  My question to those who are watching this community is:  

Shall we crack on or is this project woefully out of date?

Leave us a comment!

current mood: indescribable

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Monday, September 18th, 2006
8:59 pm - Happy Birthday Lady Tonks!!

Not only is September 19th Hermione's birthday, it is also ladytonks' birthday!!!

I promised browneydweasley that I would make sure that LadyTonks got her birthday present. So here it is:

Title: The Lawn Boy
Author: browneydweasley
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: May cause uncontrolable drooling ;)
Length: ~600 words (what did you think I meant??)

Harry Birthday LadyTonks!Collapse )

current mood: happy

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Saturday, July 29th, 2006
9:02 pm - Tory's Birthday Fic: Epilogue

Title: Home Again
Authors: tajareyul and ladytonks
Rating: PG for language
Warnings: fluff, real person used fictitiously
Disclaimers: The End by Paul McCartney and recorded by The Beatles on Abbey Road.
A/N: From Taja: My portion written during the Friday Night Cross-Continental Pissup. Thanks to all the voices for inspiration. Thanks to hpca, phoenixankaa and maple_mahogany for the beta.

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current mood: kind of sad this is done

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Friday, July 28th, 2006
5:30 pm - Tory's Birthday Fic: Part Six

Title: The Common Room
Authors: tajareyul and ladytonks
Rating: PG on general principles
Warnings: fluff, real person used fictitiously
Disclaimers: All recognizable characters and settings from the Harry Potterverse belong to J. K. Rowling, blah, blah, blah. We aren't making any money off this and no copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: From Taja: Thanks to Dana for letting me play and once again, thanks to JKR and Tory.

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current mood: bouncy

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Thursday, July 27th, 2006
4:29 pm - Tory's Birthday Fic: Part Five

Title: An Evening at the Hog's Head or, The Losers' Lounge
Authors: tajareyul, violet451, phoenixankaa and ladytonks
Rating: PG-13 for some suggestive dialogue and some language
Warnings: fluff, real person used fictitiously, inside jokes
Disclaimers: All recognizable characters and settings from the Harry Potterverse belong to J. K. Rowling, blah, blah, blah. We aren't making any money off this and no copyright infringement is intended. Live At The Hog's Head concept by cg_wolf. Used with permission. "Here, There and Everywhere", "Eleanor Rigby" and "She Said, She Said" original words and music by Lennon/McCartney and recorded by The Beatles on the Revolver album. We don't own the rights to those, either. In the interests of full disclosure, there is a line of dialogue I gave to Tory that is lifted from BtVS.
A/N: From Taja: Thanks to my co-authors for their wonderful input. Almost none of the funniest lines are mine. Thanks to and for the Beatles. According to legend, other suggested titles for Revolver included Abracadabra and Magic Bubble. Thanks to JKR and Tory for providing entertainment, escape and inspiration.

Part Five: An Evening At The Hog's Head or, The Losers' LoungeCollapse )

current mood: giddy

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Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
6:09 pm - Le Gift, Part 4

So, where shall we send Tory next?


The Shrieking Shack?

The Infamous Room of Requirement?

Number 4 Privet Drive?
Hmmmm, so many venues, so little time. But these are all so, er, predictable.
 Let us take her somewhere unexpected, shall we?

A special thanks to pan_alchemist for her courtly suggestion and to Desiree for allowing me to take some literary license...


current mood: anxious

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Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
6:32 pm - Le Tois for LadyTory...


As we continue on Tory’s birthday adventure, miz_tith and I happily present the next installment of our tribue to the incomparable ladytory.  As she has been so gracious to give us so many wonderful stories about our favorite couples, we thought it apropos for the lovies to give a little something back to her.
   So with well wishes and much love, we invite you to continue the journey…

current mood: happy

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Monday, July 24th, 2006
5:19 pm - Tory's Birthday Gift Part Deux...

So here I am, the only male member of the phoenixchicks, (thank you for the invitation ladies), and I'm here on this the happiest of happy days to wish our dear own ladytory a VERY Happy Birthday!!!!!

This is my way of thanking your for the hours of spiritually uplifting reading you have provided us all with. It was your writing that really drew me into the world of Harry Potter fan-fiction, and I have been thoroughly hooked since the first time I picked up 'Visibal Ink'. We won't even get into what happened when I finally came across 'Firebolt'.

So I hope you have the happiest of birthdays today, and you enjoy your present from all of your on-line family.

Just follow Luna.


Take my arm, and well be on our way.Collapse )

current mood: excited

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Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
8:07 pm - Now for something completely different...

We have some tremendously important news here at the Phoenix Chicks. Monday, July 24th is a most wondrous day. It is the birthday of our beloved ladytory. She has given so much to the Harry Potter fandom and we thought that fandom should give a little back to her.
So, in the spirit of international magical cooperation and a deep love and affection for one of the best fan fiction writers ever, we have conspired over the last month and a half to create a six-part story for her. Oh, and if you haven’t already, go to LadyTory's LJ and read her stories. Not only will they help you follow along with this week’s postings, they are fantastic. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday, Tory!!!

browneydwealey hpca miz_tith phoenixankaa tajareyul violet451 pan_alchemist dr_susannah ladytonks phoenix62 kilcarr and Desiree, too!

current mood: cheerful

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
9:46 pm - Don't Fear the Rowling

The following parody was written in response to the recent worries of the fandom.

Don’t Fear the Rowling
by ladytory and ladytonks
(a parody of Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult)

All the tomes have come
The Series now is done
Weasleys don’t fear the Rowling
Nor do the thestrals, the squid or the elves, you can be like they are
Come on Harry, don’t fear the Rowling
Ginny take his hand…don’t fear the Rowling
You’ll be able to fly…don’t fear the Rowling
Harry is your man

Voldemort is done
Death Eaters are all gone
Severus and Wormtail
Are together in eternity…Severus and Wormtail
40,000 witches and wizards every day, Like Lucius and Narcissa
40,000 witches and wizards every day…write happy endings
Another 40,000 Apparate every day…you can be like they are
Come on Harry, don’t fear the Rowling
Ginny take his hand…don’t fear the Rowling
You’ll be able to fly…don’t fear the Rowling
Harry is your man

Love of four has won
And Hermione now has Ron
Came the last stand of Darkness
And it was clear Tom couldn’t go on
The veil was open and Death appeared
The spells flew, Horcruxes disappeared
The curtain drew and then Jo appeared…saying don’t be afraid
Come on Harry and Ginny had no fear
And she ran to him then they started to fly
They looked forward and said we didn’t die! Jo wrote a happy ending
Ginny had taken his hand; they had their happy ending
Come on Harry, don’t fear the Rowling

current mood: cheerful

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Monday, June 26th, 2006
3:30 pm

Hello everyone,
Im new here so i thought i would post a little story i wrote as kind of a get aquainted guesture.
Ive been told its really funny.
hope you all enjoy.

Title: A night to remember.
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Draco gives Harry a night he'll NEVER forget.
Warnings: Lollipops can be dangerous.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 868
Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer : All characters in this story are the property of JK Rowling .

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Sunday, April 16th, 2006
12:10 am

Hello all! I read on someone's LJ, but for the life of me, I can't remember whose, a link to the story of naked quidditch. Does anyone out there have the link? I should have saved it, but while reading, lost my wireless connection, and well, you all know how it goes! What I read of it was hilarious, and I'd love to finish it! Thanks!

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Friday, February 10th, 2006
8:26 pm - GOF Parody/Part 2 of 6

Back by popular demand, time for part 2 of our Parody...

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Sunday, February 5th, 2006
4:26 pm - Lost in space

I know I have had a lengthy absence. Suffice to say that every time I have attempted to log on here in the last few months, I have been met with "site maintenance" or "fixing data base" or "you can't do that"...

Anyway, one of these days I will get "Seven Islands" onto LJ and people can read Chapter 9 and more.

current mood: cynical

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Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
9:19 pm - GOF Parody/Part I of 6

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
Part I

A Comprehensive Movie Synopsis by Tory, Fiddy and LT
AKA: The Phoenix Chicks

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Sunday, December 18th, 2005
9:20 pm - Merry Christmas to Everyone!

I wrote a little Christmas Orange Crush Ficlet and it is rather amusing. Please check it out:


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Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
9:12 pm - The Stages of Grief

Here is my version Feel free to add on in the comments.

Stages of Grief as Expressed by HP Fans after HBP

1. Denial- “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Dumbledore must have faked his own death. Snape would never kill him! Harry didn’t see what he thought he saw. Dumbledore will come back! He will! He will!!!

2. Anger- Snape is a fucking bastard! Unbreakable Vow my ARSE!! That greasy git should have just died and taken one for the team. Jo WHY???????????????

3. Bargaining- Okay if Dumbledore IS dead, and I said if, then he must have ordered Snape to kill him, because obviously this was all part of his great master plan for Harry to defeat Voldemort.

4. Depression- There is no way that we can go one without our headmaster. Harry will never succeed without Dumbledore at his side. Harry is DOOMED!!!!!!

5. Acceptance- Dumbledore is gone, yes I realize that now. And I can understand why Jo had to do it. Snape may very well be an evil git. Harry and I have realized that, but we also realize that the quest must begin and that Harry will kick Voldie’s ARSE to the other side of the veil!

current mood: complacent

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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
7:23 pm - Bad Fanfic

Ok, I have started my bad fanfic for the apparitionpoint.com challenge. I have decided that I will post it here as well. I warn you in advance, it is a travesty. I think it will be in 4 parts...

Oh, and I apologize in advance to Dolly Parton for the use of her song, "I Will Always Love You."

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current mood: creative

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Wednesday, August 17th, 2005


I am validated!  Harry and Ginny DID get together (all right, I forgive JKR her lapse into "Noble Harry" mode in having him break up with her to protect her) but the fact remains - JKR is a Harry/Ginny shipper!

Now mind you, I was gagging a bit with all the "won-won" business, but my daughter is thirteen and she assures me that teenage guys are not necessarily connesiurs of intelligence when it comes to their attraction to the opposite sex.

What do you think, will JKR let Harry have some happiness?  Or will she require him (heaven forbid) to make the Ultimate Sacrifice?

current mood: contemplative

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